30 March 2014
Life gets back to normal
28 March 2014
Fitness training?
27 March 2014
Hail? No thanks
25 March 2014
Wet Wobbly
Well, it had to happen one day, and today was the day. It started off fine, but soon enough it started belting down with rain and that was it...Wobbly was wet. Poor little thing didn't seem to mind though - jumping about like a demented westie, although right enough, as Skye has pointed out our little westie only jumps about at supper time. We're all quite fond of little Wobbly now - Skye positively loves her- particularly now she's realised there aren't any more lambs to come. Only this morning after a particularly lengthy nap, she was thinking she should take some of the terriers food out to it if it was all damp, and was trying to persuade Daisy to part with one of her (many) coats so the lamb could be wrapped up. But that's Skye all right - generous to a fault, and especially with things that aren't hers.
I'm getting very concerned that the agility things have been delivered to the wrong farm. Nothings arrived yet and I'm desperate to get started on it - I had thought yesterday when I went for my wander about that I might have found it heaped up somewhere in the yard, but no such luck. I just hope that little rascal Pie hasn't put the postie off delivering it. I'll never forgive her if she has I can tell you, but she says she's never seen him with any big parcels to deliver and she says she'd surely remember that because he'd be much easier to catch hold of with his hands full...Hmmmm that's not quite the reassuring words I was hoping to hear, and on that basis it's looking much more likely that Skye will be taking terrier food out to wobbly soon. Anyway, I've had a stern word to Pie that on no account is the postie to be terrorised until I've seen the agility things.. I just can't wait - it's almost as exciting as getting a lorry load of sheep delivered
Take care
Pip xxx
24 March 2014
Pip goes AWOL
It's hard being responsible all the time. The sun comes out and something just snaps every now and then. I'm in disgrace today - both me and the puppy. Well, if truth be told probably mainly me. Well, yes probably just me. Skye was horrified and even Pie was surprised. But, oh well it's done now and it was really good fun.
We were out in the garden, the puppy and me, and suddenly the wall just looked like a challenge - I bet the puppy could never get over it - not in a month of Sundays (especially since she's not allowed to jump the agility hurdles yet as she's so young). Anyway, off she went like a rocket and would probably have cleared twice the height...So what to do? I had to follow her and so off we went, round all the fields. I had a great time, telling her all my stories about collecting sheep from here, and fishing others out from the burn after Skye had chased them in.....Lambs in this field, tups in here. It all came back to me. It brought back all my memories as we wandered round. Really good fun.
I did get told off when we got back though - only because the puppy came with me, I'm sure, but Skye's really pleased because the puppy told her that she didn't see another single sheep on the farm so the lambing must be off. If she could have purred this afternoon, she would have done.
Oh well, tomorrow's a new day, and I'm sure I'll be back in the good books by then...Hope so anyway, but I did enjoy showing the puppy around - she'll realise now that it was hard work for me when the sheep were here with them all to look after in all weather. Respect from the puppy is certainly worth a telling off!
The new lamb is doing well - I don't think it's even seen a cloud yet let alone rain, so it's got a shock coming, but hopefully not for a few days yet. If I'd been born a lamb, I'd have wanted a good mum like Cripply - she might not be much to look at, but nothing could get past her to the lamb. Now I've had pups myself I know how she feels, so I'm pleased I don't have to upset her and herd them up every morning like I used to. My new found motto should be "live and let live"...For a while anyway, after all I've had a lifetime of working and you know a leopard never changes it's spots.
Take care
Pip xxx
23 March 2014
Lambing!
Aaahhh bliss - weekend again. I always look forward to my weekends. Skye says she doesn't know what the difference is...One sleepy day is pretty much the same as another and I suppose she's got a point (not that I'd ever let her know that). But I always have a bit of a lie in on a Sunday which is a nice little treat.
Anyway, good news today - the lambing has started... and finished all on the same day. How clever us that?? Bit of a surprise for me really as I had thought that we weren't getting any lambs this year, but it looks as though no one told little Cripply because she's had her lamb today. Nice little thing it is - female - born in the front field while we were out in our morning walk...Nothing like that for good timing! Well done Cripply we all say...Well, all apart from miserable old Skye who's now convinced herself we've got a full blown lambing underway. Goodness knows how she's worked that out as there's only 4 sheep in the field, but she's never been strong on either logic or counting so I'm afraid she's in for a sleepless night. She's been telling little Abby all about lambs and how naughty they are but Abby thought it sounded like great fun and will probably have a sleepless night for the opposite reason...Hoping there will be more.
They should both listen to me more - there's no chance. Absolutely none. But then, I wasn't expecting this one either...
Here's the new arrival. Just got to work out what it's called...Wobbly is Daisy's suggestion
Take care
Pip xxx
21 March 2014
A knotty little problem
Sometimes my job is just impossible. It's like herding cats (no offence Tinker). Being Top Dog means I have to keep everyone under control around here, but I tell you it just can't be done. If it's not Skye making mischief, or the puppy digging holes, it's one of the terriers misbehaving. Sometimes I could just scream at them all, or better yet just disappear to a remote farm with a few sheep. At least they behave. Well they would do if they're weren't pet sheep, which is all that's left here. Aaargggh...
Most of the trouble comes from the little terriers though. I'll give you an example - yesterday Daisy came back from her walk and had rolled in something smelly - she'd only had a bath the day before as well the little devil. Then in trooped Pie smelling of badger - she'd obviously found an old badger set to explore. What a pong.
You'd think that was their problem wouldn't you? But it wasn't for long though as they both immediately stretched out on our nice clean beds - they were banned from the upstairs kennel so were stuck downstairs - which meant I had to listen to Skye grumbling and moaning at me all evening for being too soft and letting it happen - and even the puppy was moaning to me about the stench, and she likes Pie. I'm going to have to do something with those terriers I can see that, but what? They don't seem to bother about things like a collie would. Tell a collie off and we're mortified - desperate to make up. Even old dozy drawers Skye. Tell a terrier off and they look at you as if you're from the planet zog - "what...me?" And zoom off as fast as possible. Skye says they're the doggy equivalent of premiership footballers (she loves watching football) and I should red card them, but I reckon they're more like teenagers so we'll have to hit them where it really hurts - the supper bowl...Maybe if I let Skye and the puppy hoover up their food for a few days, then I could get them to listen to me. Yes, I think this calls for a bit of cunningly my part, and surely I can outthink terriers?
That's what I'll do - brains above brawn every time.
Take care
Pip xxx
Pie has her say
It's Pie here. I've spoken to Pip and she says I can write to everyone today. I've got a lot of things to tell you, but first of all AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I want to make sure everyone understands that I was definitely not lost the other day. Absolutely, definitely not. Skye is winding me up all the time...Asking if I need someone to stay with me in the garden, or across the road to the front field, or across the kitchen to my supper bowl. She's cruising for a bruising if you ask me - people make the mistake of thinking just because I'm little I won't pulverise them into the ground if they're not careful (Skye). Those slatherey great big collies think they're so clever but they need to think who keeps the place safe around here? It was only the other day I send a couple of scrap collectors scurrying back to their van when they had the cheek to come into the yard. I may be small, but I've got big teeth and I know how to use them (Skye)
That's enough of bossy boots Skye. The week's getting better as the memory of my night out is getting more distant. I wish the wind would calm down and I could get back to my normal hunting route, but there's no way I'm going over the Moor in anything other than a light breeze for quite some while...
On the plus side though I have been able to concentrate on chasing r creatures closer to the farm which has been good fun and just earlier this week I managed a crafty snack at the postman. I thought I'd got away with it but he snitched on me so I got into a bit of bother for a while...But I never let little things like that slow me down. I'm out the door and it's off, off, off. All systems go, but these days I like to wait for a bit of breakfast first - Daisy read the other day that breakfast is the most important meal of the day so now we both make sure we never miss it. Ever. Porridge is our favourite, but a bit of toast comes in handy too. Life's not so bad really - even lardy old Skye can be good fun.
Here's a picture of us contemplating another busy afternoon. Note how clean the doodle (Daisy) is for a change
Got to go..zoom, zoom
Pie xx
18 March 2014
All calm again, thank goodness
17 March 2014
Wind - force 10
Windy? Strewth, I should say so. It's been blowing a gale here for the last two days. Seems like months because I don't like the wind, as you know...It's the way the the trees move about. Anyway, I've not been out in it much at all, trust me. Skye says even she's staying inside in case she gets blown away. Mind you, I'm not sure the wind is that strong....
Little Pie though doesn't seem to worry about much and she was off into the back field last night at about 5pm chasing rabbits, or whatever she does back there. As she left she said she'd be OK as she could run under the wind. Oh yeah....
6pm passed, no sign of her at supper time. 7pm, 8pm really windy now and pitch black, but still not sign of the little one, so they had to go out looking for her. They weren't best pleased by the sound of it, but fortunately they didn't need me - I'm always thankful for small mercies. It took hours and hours - at one point Daisy was worrying that they'd got lost in the dark, and who would look after us all now? She was complaining that we should have streetlights like they do in the towns, then Pie wouldn't have got lost in the first place. I soon put her right on that one though with one word - torches...I don't know how they work, but they're fantastic. You get daylight peeping out of the end of it, and just enough to to see where you're going.
Anyway, eventually at about midnight she was found, looking miserable. She reckons she would have been fine and was just hunting, but Skye reckons she'd got confused with the wind and dark and couldn't see where home was until she was fetched. Imagine that! Out all night, with no comfy bed to stretch out in, AND no supper either. She certainly tucked in well to her food once she was home, midnight or not.
We were all pleased to see her back safe and sound - little rascal. Hopefully she's learnt that she should stay in when it gets really windy. Like me.
Take care
Pip xxx
14 March 2014
Things aren't so bad after all
OK, perhaps I was a little over the top the other day, after all we did get a walk, but it's hard waiting when you just want to get out and run, run, run. I think I'm becoming more like Pie every day - full of energy and mischief. I tell Skye she should try it - she might start to make progress on her waistline, but she just rolls her eyes and says people prefer cuddly dogs. It's obvious to her. Just look at Daisy...No one sends her out on long runs and she's never had to do a days work in her life. Skye says she's just catching up for all the hard days working when she was younger (!). She must have been much younger though because none of us can remember it.
Anyway, it's been sunny again since then, so I'm sorry about the rant.
Abby has been off to her agility lesson again. Lucky devil - it's sounds like really good fun, but I hope we'll get some jumps and tunnels at home to practice on soon. I'd love to have a go at that and show the youngster that there's life in the old dog yet! Listening to her talking about it, I reckon I'd be really good at it all. I mean jumping - no problem, running - love it, weaving - dead easy, tunnel - piece of cake, doing what I'm told - second nature to me. And that's it. Great fun. Abby tells me there's labradors and all sorts to race against. I couldn't believe it, I didn't know labradors could run. But maybe they get food at the end - that would probably speed them up. Maybe we'll have to get Skye started to give them a chance...
Oh well, that's cheered me up no end. I mean, I'd still prefer sheep to look after, but the agility sounds OK to me for now.
Take care
Pip xxx
12 March 2014
Disruption and disappointment
When we woke up this morning it was beautiful...really sunny, not a cloud in the sky. For some reason, little Pie was sleeping down with us last night so she was up and about early looking forward to a days snouting about. Even Skye had forgotten about her laziness and was keen to get out. We were all looking forward to our walk.
Then it got a bit later and the Princess appeared from the upstairs kennel, saw it was a nice day and started limbering up for her walk. Skye had finished her exercises too (well, she had stood up). We were all set...
Then we heard lots of tractors and commotion coming from the sheds and that was that. No walking until they'd finished apparently because someone can't be trusted not to get in the way (step forward Abby and Pie...). And when did they finish? When it got dark of course, and cold. Outrageous. I'm going to complain to my union rep - we sheepdogs need plenty of sun. Truth be told, I'm not sure I've ever had a contract, but I'm certain it would have definitely included walking on a sunny day. And not having to listen to Skye's snoring all day. And not having to put up with Daisy breaking wind all over the place. And definitely not having to listen to tractors rumbling about ALL DAY. Even the cows got out into the sun...how unfair is that?
Aaahh. Trouble is I've just remembered that Skye reckons she's the union rep round here - I think the hens used their block vote ages ago on a promise of extra tasty hen food for all, which needless to say didn't happen. She's certainly not going to kick up a fuss about a lack of exercise. And even if she did, to be honest who ever listens to her ranting on these days? Maybe the hens still do, but only because anything's a break from scratching about for worms.
Oh well, its bound to be pouring tomorrow so I expect we'll get led straight out into that...something to look forward to. Not. Stupid tractors.
Take care
Pip xxx
11 March 2014
Roll on summer
There's certainly no preparations going on for any lambing so it looks as though we're getting a year off there. I never thought I'd say it, but I'm actually quite pleased - the old bones were getting a bit sore after last year, and it's a big responsibility for me without any help from Skye or the Princess. Pie was keen enough to help but you know what, that was often what I woke up worrying about at 2am...Poor little Pie - but God loves a trier and no one tries harder than her.
Hmmmm...on that front though, we haven't seen her for dust since the weather picked up. Well, she's in for her supper and a bit of pampering in the evening, but that's it. We hear her often enough though - yap yap yap usually from the back field, and when we get out she's always over to see us - full of what she's up to. Drives Abby daft. She'd love to be out too, but I keep telling her that that's Pie's job frightening everything away so just leave her to it - and just be thankful that it's not Skye doing that job. We'd be overrun by the weekend, although I suppose even the r creatures would eventually get fed up of her grumbling and move on.
Anyway, supper beckons - I've just heard Pie at the back door so it looks like food's up. Daisy is always pleased to see her back, but I'm never too sure whether it's supper on the way, or the little dog she's pleased to see. OK, ok, let's be truthful then...It's the supper dish. No one comes between Daisy and her beloved supper dish. Not even the heroic hunter from Hetton herself.
Looks like a night of tall stories beckons. Just as well she hasn't got long arms when she's telling us what got away. You'd think they were elephants
Take care
Pip xxx
Nothing gets past Pie
8 March 2014
My terrier friends
Even Skye knows one into five doesn't go. Last night there were five dogs here. This morning there were still five. There was only one difference though. A fairly important one. Little Abby has got a new chew. But there's only one...
Mind you, it's not just a normal chew - this is the Rolls Royce of chews - not your average run of the mill Rolls Royce though. This was the most majestic ever seen. Little Pie was the first to realise - she misses nothing and had had one before she came to us and had told us all about it. A stags horn. Lucky little Abby we say and she's got it tucked away in her crate so we've got no chance of swiping it. I've got a plan though. I've got Daisy on the case - if anyone can sneak into the crate I'm sure it will be her...She's very determined and greedy too! A perfect combination for this job...
Apart from that we're all well. Very well. We had five out for our walk and five back in, which is always a victory with little Pie. She loves to go hunting and usually manages to find something to chase. But I think we're going to ask her out for a while to catch 'r' creatures which should calm her down. That's what she really likes and I know she's good at it, but rather her than me I say. They go out with a torch at night and rummage though the sheds...Oh no, no, no. We hear all about it when she gets back in but to be honest we'd rather not - too brave by half that little rascal.
Hopefully we'll have some news on the stags horn tomorrow. Terriers are pretty useful friends to have I think.
Take care
Pip xxx
Waiting for the call
7 March 2014
Normal service resumed
6 March 2014
Daisy has her say at last
I've got to be quick. I've hijacked the blog while Pip is having a snooze. It's not fair - she gets all the fun writing whatever she wants, but not today. Today, the worm has turned (well, I'm not a worm I know, but you get the idea). Today, Daisy the author takes to the stage (well, I know it's not a stage either, but...)
These collies think they're the bright ones around here, but us terriers know a thing or two as well. I mean how clever do you have to be to run about in the rain chasing a bunch of sheep? Doesn't seem as if it would take long to pick that up . Everytime I walk past them I stop, say hello, bit of chat, bit of gossip - and we all know what terrible gossips they are so of course they come straight over to see what's what. They don't seem to get a lot of news in the fields so I 'm sure if I told them there was a new sheep feeder in the shed, in they'd go. They're very greedy as well you (but I might have a bit of form as far as that goes so best to move on I think).
And also...while we're talking about intelligence, just ask yourself who gets to sleep in the upstairs kennel? I know I have to share with old ratty but us terriers stick together (well, we do until there's a snack to steal then it's speed that counts...unfortunately)
But I suppose Pip isn't that bad. She doesn't boss us about at all and never steals our food. I sometimes think that ratty could do with a bit more bossing about to be honest but Pip just smiles when I mention it and sends me packing. I shouldn't grumble though because it's not a bad life. I get trips off to the spa just when I start looking a bit scruffy, and sometimes best of all, Mandy gives me a trim at home. A girl likes to look her best after all. Although Skye says I'm going to have to stop rolling in smelly muck to get the full benefit (I'm sure I heard about that being good for your complexion though, so I'm just going to ignore her. Heavens, I don't want to get wrinkes after all).
Crikey, Pip's waking up so I'd better make myself scarce. Just time to post a couple of my favourite photos, but I'll be back
Love
Daisy xx
No collies here...
5 March 2014
Meet the puppies
Then, after a few days they opened their eyes. Then, after a few more days they got up and about on their little feet. Then, after a few more days, my peace was well and truly shattered - they discovered the garden. Life was just all about counting to seven, then starting again. One, two...aaaargh. Just as well it was me, because at least I can count.
Daisy and Pie spent all the time trying to get them out to play near the pond and Skye just wanted them outside so they didn't waken her. I did get some help from Mandy and little Antonie thank goodness, but the others were definitely pushing their luck. We were in and out all the time keeping them out of trouble - real team work it was and really tricky too because they were very determined little rascals - and the terrier twins were just as determined that they were going to get them out to play. Mind you, that changed a bit once the pups outgrew them - even I felt a tiny bit sorry for them then, surrounded by great big boisterous collies
Anyway, the puppies were great fun really - Skye's always grumbling so we never listen to her complaints. We had the two Scottish boys - great big strapping brutes they became, vicars number one and two, the naughty girl, Whitey, and little Abbey. I didn't really have a favourite, but I was pleased little Abbey was the one we kept. Well, I will be when she stops her infernal chewing.
I've got lots of photos, but here's just a few to start with
The calm before the storm...
Me, very pleased with myself
The gang
4 March 2014
The wrong name, puppy?
On no, no, no no. It's a disaster. We've made a mistake, a terrible mistake. The puppy has got the wrong name so I think we're going to have to rename it...It's in disgrace again - chomping it's way through the skirtings. And just painted as well. It's about as bad as it gets - even Skye has noticed and has said something has to be done or we'll all be in the outside kennel. She's VERY worried - the indoor kennel has radiators, and she's very partial to her radiators.
So, a new name then. Chewy seems to fit the bill best. Dozy perhaps?
Daisy thinks we should just be drafting a "For sale" notice, and let someone else choose her name - which isn't such a bad idea. Hmmmm. Pie could run into Berwick and get it copied and put up - that should tire her out for a few days. Skye and I could split the winnings, no, the sale proceeds. I could buy some sheep. Two birds with one stone...
But no, I mustn't day dream too much. And she is family after all so I suppose we've just got to make the best job we can. We need to put someone onto "chew alert". But who though? Skye's no good - you could chew though a stick of dynamite and she'd sleep though it...Daisy doesn't get up early enough...All you see of Pie in the morning is a pair of heels disappearing round the yard corner. The cat? No - too selfish to help, and I've got sheep to worry about so can't be watching her all day.
Well, it's a tricky one. I suppose I'll have to give her a talking to - after all, I am her mum. Yes, that's the thing to do. She's bound to listen to me...surely?
Take care
Pip xxx
3 March 2014
Back online
Hello everyone it's Pip here. We're back online. We've got a lot of news to tell and things are still as busy as ever.
Well, it's a year on, and what's changed? Most importantly is that I've had some puppies. Seven. Seven, and me a first time mum! I had a lot of help looking after them - it was more of a double act really - Mandy kept them when I had a rest, and we had a lot of help from Antonie who stayed for a couple of weeks as well. They've all gone now thank goodness, except for little Abbie so life is getting back to normal. As normal as it can be with Pie zooming about the place all the time as usual, Skye snoring away as usual, and little Daisy rolling around in smelly muck as usual. Sometimes I could wish I'd gone instead of the pups...an only dog...think of the peace...
It's been a good winter this year, no snow at all which is good as I'm not getting any younger and you skate about so much when it's cold. Mind you it might have slowed Pie down a bit. She's had a really good time chasing about all over the place. This rabbit hole, that rabbit hole...you'd think she'd get bored, but not her. And then every time she's back, we get to hear about it in detail - every single tiny little minute move by move. And there's no interrupting her until she's finished. Abbie loves it, but not Daisy and me. Lucky Skye we say - deaf as a post snoring away like a foghorn. Maybe she's not so daft after all.
I'm off for a rest. Out of practice with all this typing so I might let the others have a guest spot occasionally.
Take care
Pip xxx
PS here's a picture of me keeping an eye on the puppy. As you can see, it's tiring work